Common feats of everyday life

1) Paring my fingernails on a 5-mile run

2) Flossing my teeth while driving the car

3) Convincing ER staff to vote for Ron Paul

4) Helping Pinocchio make wise choices

5) Doing a nailbed repair on a screaming, thrashing 4-year-old

6) Letting the guy know that no, I'm not/shouldn't be interested, but yes, still want to be friends

7) Surviving the 1 to 1 shift at work

8) Helping people understand why I never want to be stoned, high, drunk, wired or altered by any substance known to man

9) Paying the bills

10) Making it to church once a month

11) Convincing the 2-year-old that there really is no more yogurt

12) Learning Spanish & lifting weights on my way to New Market

13) Maintaining composure while extricating a zipper from a teenage boy's scrotum

14) Keeping track of my pony Bingo

15) Resisting the 480 calorie cheese danish in the doctors' lounge

16) Sleeping without melatonin

17) Getting over a guy and realizing that 2 years down the road this will so not be a big deal

18) Convincing Darin & Kevin that having a monkey stare at you is very unnerving

19) Getting Eustace to shift into drive on a cold day

20) Being ok with the size of my waist, the shape of my nose, my snaggle tooth, my stretch marks, and the fact that I really shouldn't have plastic surgery

21) Loading the dishwasher

22) Eating more than oranges & marshmellows for breakfast

23) Maintaining my lip balm collection when roadkill lip products are scarce

24) Getting the Christmas tree down before February

25) Not going on at least one major trip every month

26) Blogging on NoLessDays.org

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christopher says:

Wow, we're low on the list, but I guess that's a good thing because if we were first your list would have looked like this:

1) Blogging on NoLessDays.org

Thanks for a very creative insite into your life.  This is almost a new art genre. :)

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somertyme says:

I really enjoyed reading this!

11) "Convincing the 2-year-old that there really is no more yogurt" or bagels, or links, or juice, etc.  is certainly a feat of my everyday life!!

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londijoy says:

Wow, Thanks for being so open.  It really helps me to see your life - from your perspective.  And isn't that what we really want to do with those we love - see life as they see it?  Thanks for sharing your world with us.  You know we love you!

Leonda George

Palawan, Philippines

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babs says:

That's some list!!! 

Thanks for giving a peek into your life!  Believe me - this one is true - there will be plenty of big deals in life and this isn't one of them - in the grand scheme of things!

17) Getting over a guy and realizing that 2 years down the road this will so not be a big deal

As you get older, and the size of your waist expands, you see that the shape your noce, the snaggle tooth and all the other characteristics, all make you you - unique!

20) Being ok with the size of my waist, the shape of my nose, my snaggle tooth, my stretch marks, and the fact that I really shouldn't have plastic surgery

 

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Jesse_Willis says:

It'd be interesting if lots of people made a top 10 list of their Common Everyday Feats. Funny and revealing.

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